Thank you for visiting my blog. My name is Captain Jamil Hussein of the Iraqi Police Service and I am actually existing. If you are a Hollywood celebrity or agent please contact me here.
Instapundit is a branch of Amazon.com that sometimes posts hostile material about me. A very bad man runs it.
What does this name mean? It is as if I named my blog "Halal Calamari". He is a nuisance.
Why are all these American women haranguing me? Do they not have husbands to keep them quiet?
There is some lady there named SeeDubya who likes to make maps of my favorite spots in Baghdad.
This man is not as funny as he thinks he is.
These people are crazy. They are even worse than Eason Jordan.
Eason Jordan is paying people to chase me all around Baghdad! He bedevils me to no end.
The New York Times says she is a "firecracker", but she seems more like a JDAM to me.
A nasty man who claims to be a conservative blogger in Los Angeles. (And he thinks my existence is improbable?)